September 2009
1 post
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
1 post
My dad only writes to me in text slang. It really annoys me. He does all these...
– popbitch
March 2009
1 post
February 2009
2 posts
January 2009
2 posts
If you feel down and you put on a tiara or a
cute sparkly headband it like...
– Paris Hilton
I have respect for broadsheet journalists because
they haven’t succumbed...
– Peaches Geldorf
December 2008
1 post
November 2008
6 posts
londoners
they think they are so slick
just cause they talk funny
– speculator
Election Night Guide (Popcorn Included) →
October 2008
20 posts
Thriller in 64 Track (One Person) →
Nightmares In Wax’s sole aim was to be the worst group in history. “We started...
– Nightmares in Wax
A Halloween Miracle by Iris Smyles →
7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable →
Facebook in a Crowd, or, the most depressing thing... →
THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG →
In pictures: The Queen visits Google →
lunch
Soups Home Made Winter Vegetable Soup* Home Made Potato and Chorizo Soup
Main Roast Sirloin of Beef Served with Yorkshire Puddings, Horseradish Sauce and a Rich Gravy
Gammon Steaks Served with Pineapple
Free Range Chicken Supreme with Mediterranean Vegetables, Olives and Capers
Roasted Kangaroo Steak Served with a Bramble Sauce
Fresh Salmon Fillet Served with a Puy Lentil Salad
Calamari...
LiveLeak.com - Easy Lionel the spannered dude. →
HIS LEGS ARE LIKE LITTLE PRETZEL STICKS DIPPED IN... →
HIS LEGS ARE LIKE LITTLE PRETZEL STICKS DIPPED IN POWDERED SUGAR.
The New Yorker: Flying on the really cheap. by... →
September 2008
54 posts
I’m 37. I have nothing to say about the new 90210. Who gives a shit.” — Sarah...
– popbitch
The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright,...
– Banksy
That’s all well and good but as I said, and as god said while at the...
– dara
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a...
– Calvin & Hobbes, Bill Watterson
Smells like discofinger →